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BEST PAMPHLET: ANTI-GOD: Normal Bob Smith Ministries

BEST PAMPHLET: ANTI-GOD: Normal Bob Smith Ministries

These palm-sized “God is Fake” pamphlets are also handed out in Ybor City, but by atheists standing only a few feet away from the evangelists. Written in question-and-answer style, the pamphlet features such memorable tidbits as: “But those wackos who read the Bible aloud on street corners, can they be wrong? Believe it or not, they are! Those people need God to get through the day. He gives them reason to live. Without him they have no purpose. It’s really kinda sad.” The back of the pamphlet is just as entertaining: “If you are in need of more answers or feel alone and want someone there who will always care for you and love you … then join the fuckin’ club. You’re a grown adult, for God’s sake! Grow up and deal with it like the rest of us do. Tomorrow’s another day! Goin’ through shit is how you learn stuff. Christ! I thought this was common knowledge. What the Fuck!” Amen.