Best Of 2007

BEST PLACE TO GAWK AT THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS: Starbucks in SoHo

You can encounter countless hotties after dark in Tampa Bay. Pick a nightclub, any nightclub. Finding human eye candy during the daytime is a bit tougher. For guys, strip clubs are a pretty good bet, but there’s that pesky cover charge and, hey, it’s dark in there. Supermarkets and lunch spots are hit-and-miss. Muffler shops, not so good. Easily the best we’ve seen is the Starbucks on South Howard, where a bevy of lookers — from MILFs to muscle boys — routinely sit around and look, well, beautiful. Go ’head, order something caffeinated and leer like the feral sleaze that you are — but be careful not to drool. It’ll dilute your latte.