Best Of 2011

BEST DIANETIC DIURETIC: Scientology coffee

Living amongst the Scientologists as we do — the Church of Scientology bought Ybor Square last year, thus becoming CL’s landlords — we’ve had a relatively acrimony-free relationship, except when CL decides to write something with the word Scientology in it. So, knowing that we risk a visitation from large contingents of steely, smiling PR people, we’re still going to come out and say it: Scientology coffee is great! Nice to have it right across the courtyard, too, and Calvin the barista rocks. PS: We read the New Yorker parody. Nice try at appearing to have a sense of humor.