Best Of 2011

BEST AWKWARD SEX SCENE IN A POLITICAL NOVEL: Bob Graham, Keys to the Kingdom

“The shower curtain flung open behind her. She gasped as Tony, naked, stretched his muscular right leg into the tub. Carol jerked the curtain shut, leaving only the leg protruding into her space.

“‘But you’re lovely, with your smile so warm and your cheeks so soft,’ Tony crooned through the plastic barrier. ‘All of your cheeks so soft. And getting softer by the minute, I presume.’

“With the showerhead pouring water on her head and shoulders, Carol pulled back the curtain. ‘You presume correctly.’”