Does the ostensibly “friendly” guy who voices this greeting remind anyone else of Hal 9000? I’m waiting for him to take control of my TV set someday: “Hello, friend. Dave? Is that you, Dave? I’m afraid you can’t change the channel, Dave. You haven’t been watching Bright House 9 nearly enough, have you, Dave?” Wait, what am I thinking? Creepy, faceless corporate entity controlling what I can see (and ripping me off at the same time)? Why, that sounds just about perfect as the ad campaign for a cable company.