Best Of 2012

Best Vaguely Unsettling Bank Slogan: Fifth Third: “The curious bank”

What? Why are you curious? What are you curious about? You gonna go poking around in my private affairs? Oh, right, you’re a bank, you can do that. If I take out an account. But first let me tell you what I’m curious about: What the hell kinda name for a bank is “Fifth Third?”