Best Of 2015

Best Miami Driver: SEN. (AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE) MARCO RUBIO AND HIS WIFE, JEANETTE

Best Miami Driver

Months ago, Rubio’s driving record got some scrutiny in the media. It turns out the Rubios racked up some 17 traffic tickets since 1997. Given that the couple resides in South Florida, where people drive like absolute assholes — like New Yorkers infected with the rage zombie virus, but meaner — that makes them pretty good drivers.