I like Lynn. I’m not crazy about the shampoo part, even if she does use all-natural products, and frankly I don’t know if I can trust her truck (HATE trucks, especially white ones), but she’s awfully nice as humans go. Plus, she gives me presents sometimes, like a nifty bandanna which makes me look quite rakish when it’s tied just so around my neck. And have you seen me right after a Doodle ‘do? All those humans cooing and complimenting — that’s not for nothin’, ya know. I am one handsome st- Oh, wait, what’s that? — sorry, gotta go. GARBAGE TRUUUUCK!!!! —Walter Warner-Biddle