Best Of 2018

Best Second Civil War letter: RICK KRISEMAN

Not gonna lie to ya, post-11-17, my late nights are spent trolling Twitter. It was with great delight that, after a hard day’s work and harder night playing, I happened upon #secondcivilwarletters. Alex Jones is a sewage-infused bloated corpse of a zombie; by contrast, St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman is a classy man who, when left alone, knows how to play social media. He simultaneously got digs in against Jones and his Insane Right Posse, Rick Scott, and anyone who opposed Greenlight Pinellas. @kriseman. —CS