Best Of 2019

Best Florida Man Trend: Food Attacks

Food Attacks

It was a big year for drunk, deranged or otherwise impaired Floridians assaulting their kin or loved ones with food items. A pork chop, a burrito, pizza and condiment packets were just a few of the many meals that became projectiles or blunt objects in domestic and other disputes over the last 12 months — and let’s not forget the peripherally food-related Florida Man infractions, like the guy who killed an alpaca with junk food, the guy who tried to pay for his McDonald’s with a bag of weed, and the guy who tossed a live alligator through a drive-thru window. This goes way beyond being hangry, people. —Scott Harrell

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