Best Of 2019

Best Non-Negotiable Car Wash: The 2019 Love Bug Season

Best Non-Negotiable Car Wash

The 2019 Love Bug Season

Yeah, yeah — every late spring love bug season is the worst love bug season in recent memory. But this time it really felt like it was true; those invasive little conjoined fuckers were everywhere, turning even the shortest car trip into a splattery goo-fest. Was it climate change? Was it some weird every-few-decades boost in the mating cycle? Was it just our collective imagination coupled with ever-shrinking memory? Who knows, but if next year is any worse, our cars are gonna need their own haz-mat outfits. —Scott Harrell

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