

Best of The Bay 2005
Our annual compendium of all that’s bright and beautiful in Tampa Bay (plus all that’s bad and tacky) has everything you need to know and…
BEST SUSHI
Samurai Blue Sushi and Saki Bar
BEST EYESORE
The remnants of Florida International Museum
BEST PIZZA
Westshore Pizza
BEST POLITICAL RESURFACING FOR THE ARTS
Jan Platt and Sandy Freedman
BEST PLAY
The Chairs, Stageworks and Gorilla Theatre
BEST MARTINI
Blue Martini
BEST ARTIST RETROSPECTIVE
Bud Lee: Picturemaker
BIGGEST WASTE OF TAX DOLLARS
Crosstown Expressway
BEST MOM N POP LIQUOR SHOP
4th Street Liquor Mart
BEST DOWNTOWN
St. Petersburg
BEST IMPASSIONED THEATER FANS
Jobsite devotees
BEST LOCAL CONCERT DEBUT BY A NATIONAL ACT
The Black Keys, Skippers Smokehouse
BEST CROUTONS
Ruby Tuesday
BEST KARAOKE
Wilsons Sports Lounge
BEST EXERCISE INSTRUCTOR
Katharine Williams, Lifestyle Family Fitness
BEST GOURMET PIZZA
The Gourmet Pizza Company
BEST EXAMPLE OF GAY PRIDE IN ACTION
Nadine Smith and the Equality Florida team
BEST LOCAL POLITICIAN
Pam Iorio
BEST WTF?
The Band-Aid Painting on All Childrens Hospital
BEST TELEVISION REPORTER
Mike Deeson, Tampa Bays 10
BEST WAITSTAFF (TIE)
Thai Coconut
WORST LOCAL POLITICIAN
Ronda Storms
BEST MENS CLOTHING STORE
Mens Wearhouse
BEST DOLLAR SUSHI
Pacific Wave
BEST USE OF PREVIOUSLY DEAD SPACE
Flight 19 Gallery
BEST PUBLIC ART PROJECT
Tampa Photographer Laureate
BEST LOCAL BLOG
Midnight Culmination
BEST WISE-CRACKING FURNITURE DIVA
Linda Cox, Robb & Stucky
BEST COURAGEOUS ACT (POLITICIAN)
Republican lawmakers who voted against intervening in Terri Schiavos life
BEST DOLLAR SUSHI
Pacific Wave
BEST LOCAL ISSUE THAT YOURE SICK OF
Terry Schiavo
BEST NATIONAL-SHOW TREND
Old-School Hip-Hop, Jannus Landing
BEST DIRECTOR
Anna Brennen
BEST HEADLINE THAT STATES THE OBVIOUS
Tampa Tribunes Chamberlain prom coverage
BEST NEW PUBLIC SPACE
Airside C, Southwest terminal, TIA
BEST PLACE FOR A DARTS SHOWDOWN
The Tamiami at Jannus Landing
BEST WOMENS CLOTHING STORE
Nordstrom
BEST MARTINI DEAL
The Wharf
BEST HAPPY HOUR
MacDintons Irish Pub & Restaurant
BEST DRIVE-THRU ATTENDANT
Carlos Nierdes, Café Con Trey
BEST LOCAL CD
Dumbwaiters, Musick
BEST TBT* HEADLINE
Another Hard Re-Entry, July 17
BEST LOCAL LABEL
New Granada Records
BEST DANCE CLUB
The Castle
BEST BAR TO DRINK ALONE IN
Friendly Tavern
BEST DIVE BAR
The Hub
BEST TYPEWRITER SHOP
Dicks Typewriters
BEST ARCHITECTURE ACTIVISTS (BELLEVUE BILTMORE DIVISION)
Diane Hein and Rae Claire Johnson
BEST CONSPIRACY THEORY
Killing Terri Schiavo
BEST MEAL TO BRING ALONG A DEFIBRILLATOR FOR
Fat Kevin Sandwich, Subslingers Jersey Subs
BEST STROLL AT DUSK
Downtown St. Pete on the water between The St. Pete Yacht Club and The Vinoy
BEST PARK WITH POTENTIAL
NCNB Bank Plaza Park
BEST SET DESIGNER
R. T. Williams
BEST NEWSPAPER REPORTER
Jeff Testerman, St. Petersburg Times
BEST THEATER COMPANY
Stageworks
BEST NEWSPAPER STORY (FICTIONAL)
Mike Deeson, Tampa Bays 10
BEST MAGIC ACT
Nick Cutro and The Renaissance Center
BEST COURAGEOUS ACT (CITIZENS)
Fighting Wal-Mart in St. Petersburg
BEST GOURMET MARKET
The Fresh Market
Personal Bests
As part of our Readers Poll this year, we gave voters a chance to expand a bit on their favorites. In 25 words or less, they were invited to tell us…
BEST GYM/ HEALTH CLUB
Lifestyle Family Fitness
BEST DAY SPA
Safety Harbor Resort & Spa
BEST MEAT MARKET (SENIOR CITIZENS DIVISION)
Captain Kosmakos Restaurant
BEST CURSED ROAD PROJECT
The Lee Roy Selmon Crosstown Expressway expansion
BEST ERGONOMICALLY EFFICIENT MENS ROOM
Ford Amphitheatre
BEST BEER SELECTION
New World Brewery
BEST PARTY DISTRICT
Ybor City
BEST NEWSPAPER STORY (FICTIONAL)
Brad Smiths tow truck tale
BEST SPONTANEOUS DANCE PARTY
Los Lobos, Tampa Bay Caribbean Carnival, Vinoy Park
BEST SMOKE SHOP
Tampa Sweethearts Cigar Co.
BEST SHORTCUT
83rd Avenue N./San Martin Boulevard, St. Petersburg
BEST NEWSPAPER STORY (FACTUAL)
The St. Pete Times What Went Wrong series
BEST PROTEST BY (GRAPHIC) DESIGN
John Langleys mobile NO sign
BEST LOCAL BLOG
Tampa Rail
BEST SOUP
Clam Chowder, Noho Bistro
BEST OVERACHIEVING GAS STATION
Hess Express
BEST FISH SPREAD
The Sports Bar
BEST FRIENDS OF ARTS IN POLITICAL OFFICE
Tampa City Councilperson Linda Saul-Sena and Hillsborough County Commissioner Kathy Castor
BEST BARTENDERS
Rob and Alice, the Swigwam
BEST RETURN TO BRUTAL FORM
Obituary
BEST SMOOTHIE
Jammin Java
BEST BAIT SHOP
Gandy Bait & Tackle
BEST MILITARY SURPLUS STORE
Army Navy Surplus
BEST SHOT AT MODERN-ROCK RADIO
Soulfound
BEST LOCAL HOT SAUCE
Weapon of Mouth Destruction
BEST PLACE TO BUY A GUITAR AND THE LATEST ISSUE OF AQUAMAN
Green Shift Music & Comics
BEST INDEPENDENT PHARMACY
West Shore Pharmacy
BEST MIX & MATCH SIXER
Sheps Deli
BEST FASHION SHOW
Wearable Art
BEST VEGETARIAN
Evos
BEST BAGEL
St. Pete Bagel Company
BEST LAST-MINUTE GIFTS (DUDES)
Skyway Chevron Food Mart & Deli
BEST OPTICAL ASSISTANTS
Keith & Rosalie, Sams Club-South Tampa
PATRICK MENTRY: Emily Robson and EMILY ROBSON: Emily Robson
Personal Best: Patrick voted for his mom as Best Mom, Emily voted for herself as Best Mom, and they both added a bonus vote for Clearwaters Los Mariachis as Best Mexican.
BEST ORIGINAL JEWELRY
Beadlejules
BEST SHOW BY AN OBSCURE NATIONAL ACT
Riddle of Steel, New World Brewery, June 24
BEST LOCAL-SCENE HANGOUT
New World Brewery
BEST SONG BY A LOCAL BAND
“Bismark, by Life of Pi
BEST CONCERT VENUE FOR BASEBALL FANS
Bright House Networks Field
BEST SINGER-SONGWRITER
Rebekah Pulley
BEST OUTDOOR DINING
Café Dufrain
BEST NEW TREND ON THE LOCAL MOVIE FRONT
Free Movies
BEST COSTUME DESIGNER
Amy J. Cianci
BEST PLACE FOR FRESH FISH AND FRESH GOSSIP
Backfin Blue Cafe
BEST SHOOT-FROM-THE-HIP LEGISLATION
Senate 436: Relating to Protection of Persons/Use of Force
BEST JOB
Paul Wilborn, Creative Industries Manager, City of Tampa
BEST HONOR-SYSTEM HONEY
Marion Lambert
BEST PIANO COLOSSUS
Charles Farrells Glossolalia
BEST KOOKY CAMPAIGN
Randall Terry for Florida Senate
BEST PUTT-PUTT
Polynesian Putter
BEST LOCAL MC
Eyeznpowa
BEST CHAIN PIZZA
Westshore Pizza
BEST INEXPENSIVE ART
Rock n Roll Swap Meet
BEST LOCAL ATHLETE
Winky Wright
BEST LOCAL FILM FESTIVAL
Tampa International Gay and Lesbian Film Festival
BEST DRIVING RANGE
The Downs Golf Practice Facility
BEST SINGER-SONGWRITER
Rebekah Pulley
BEST ARTISTIC DIRECTOR
Judith Lisi
BEST PIANO COLOSSUS
Charles Farrells Glossolalia
BEST BAIT-AND-SWITCH
The new Tampa Museum of Art
BEST SECURITY FOR A TERRORISM TRIAL
The U.S. Marshals Office
BEST LOCAL-SCENE HANGOUT
New World Brewery
BEST BAD BILLBOARD
AdSizzle Marketing, Inc.
BEST BRIDGE
Sunshine Skyway Bridge
BEST LOCAL WEBSITE
Sticks of Fire: A Tampa Blog
BEST ANTIQUES
South Tampa Yard Sales
BEST DROPPING THE BALL
The Ford Amphitheatre
BEST LEFT-WINGER
Norwood Orricks BlogWood
BEST MELTDOWN
Scott Maddoxs campaign for governor
BEST NATURE TRAILS
Brooker Creek Preserve
BEST PLACE TO BUY NEW AND USED WOMENS THREADS
Unique Boutique
BEST NEWSSTAND
Franklin St. News
BEST RETURN TO BRUTAL FORM
Obituary
BEST CHEAP EATS
Taco Bell
BEST FREE INTERNET HOTSPOT
St. Petes Finest Coffee House
BEST LOCAL BBQ SAUCE
Mr. Mikes
BEST PRE-MADE KEBABS
Shaners Land and Sea Market
BEST THANK GOD, ITS OVER
The WMNF Building Fund Drive
BEST NEW VENUE
The Bank Nightclub & Concert Venue
BEST GIFT TO POLITICAL WRITERS, PART 1
U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris
BEST LOCAL LABEL
New Granada Records
BEST PIZZA SHOP IN A HOUSING DEVELOPMENT
Domenics New York Pizza & Deli
BEST AFFORDABLE MENS FASHIONS
Dillards, International Plaza
BEST AUTOMATION ATROCITY
WUSF Jazz Goes Digital
BEST OLD FOLKS SPORT REVIVAL
The St. Pete Shuffle
BEST PLACE TO RECYCLE AND FORAGE FOR FREE DETRITUS
Recycle Center in N.E. St. Pete
BEST WAITSTAFF (TIE)
Berns Steakhouse
BEST THING ABOUT SoGan
Interbay Meat Market
BEST SPINACH DIP
Miguels Mexican Café
BEST BASEBALL INSTRUCTION
All-Star Baseball and Softball School
BEST ACTOR
Jack Holloway
BEST PARKING LOT ART
Maria Saracenos MFA thesis project
BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE
Jannus Landing
BEST ARCHITECTURE ACTIVISTS (KILEY PARK DIVISION)
Yard Ops; Sue Thompson, Landscape Architect; Roger Grunke, Architect
BEST CELEBRITY BREAKUP
Morgan, Colling & Gilbert becomes Morgan & Morgan
BEST FROZEN DESSERT
Its Custard Mon
BEST VENUE FOR NON-MAINSTREAM MOVIES
Sunrise Cinemas
BEST FLEA MARKET
Wagon Wheel Flea Market
BEST BREAKFAST JOINT
Moms Place
BEST HILARIOUS THEATER PRODUCTION
The Complete History of America (abridged), Jobsite Theater
BEST LAST-MINUTE GIFTS (CHICKS)
Serendipity
BEST MUSIC-VENUE UPGRADE
Java Junction
BEST LOCAL PRINT JOURNALIST
Howard Troxler St. Petersburg Times
BEST FRAMER-UPPERS
Master Art & Frame
BEST COFFEE BEANS
El Molino Coffee Shop
BEST LOCAL CONCERT DEBUT BY A NATIONAL ACT
The Black Keys, Skippers Smokehouse
BEST MECHANIC
Greg Baileys Automotive
BEST VETO
Jeb Bush nixes the Road Rage Reduction Act
BEST WAY TO BECOME A CELEB
Become a barista
BEST TREE
The Kapok at The Museum of Fine Arts
BEST ITALIAN
Carrabbas Italian Grill
BEST PLACE TO DRINK ON MONDAY NIGHT
Ricky Ts Tiki Bar
BEST PLACE TO GET MARRIED WHILE GETTING WET
Florida Aquarium Explore-A-Shore
BEST GRATUITOUSLY HAPPY SANDWICH MAKERS
Lennys Sub Shop
BEST SALAD AS A MEAL
Chopped House Salad, Bonefish Grill
BEST THEATER COMPANY
American Stage
BEST OFF-THE-BEATEN-PATH RESTAURANT
Café Dufrain
BEST LOCAL MC
Eyeznpowa
BEST VIETNAMESE
Pho Quyen Vietnamese
BEST PLACE TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
State Road 52, between the Suncoast Parkway and I-75
BEST LOCAL CD
Dumbwaiters, Musick
BEST ITALIAN MARKET
Mazzaros Italian Market
BEST POLISH MOTHER-DAUGHTER BARTENDING TEAM
Ania Dumler (mother) and Ania Kuitowska (daughter), Uptown Bar
BEST CONVENIENCE STORE WATCHDOG
Max, Gita Food Store
BEST REASON TO GET OFF I-75 AT EXIT 217
The Linger Lodge
BEST NEW LOCAL BAND
Candy Bars
BEST SUMMER CAMP FOR KIDS
KidsMakeMovies Summer Camp
BEST COMEBACK PERFORMANCE
Joanna Sycz, Many Mansions
BEST PLACE TO BUY SNEAKERS
Feet First
BEST PLACE TO CURSE ASPIRING HAIRSTYLISTS UNDER YOUR BREATH
Third Street and Third Avenue S., St. Pete
BEST HYPE
Trump Tower
BEST POLITICAL MOVEMENT
Political redistricting reform in Florida
BEST PLACE TO SLIP ON VOMIT
Guavaween
BEST WINE STORE
Wine Warehouse
BEST CRAB RANGOON
Hooks
BEST SOUL FOOD
Atwaters Cafeteria
HEATHER TINNARO: Tangelo’s
Personal Best: When the waitstaff will approach you in the grocery to ask about your kids BY NAME, thats the best. Dennis, Rosemary, et al are AWESOME! Heather cited Papa Joes for Best Waitstaff, Outdoor Dining, Cuban/Spanish and Cheap Eats. Tangelos Grill, 226 First Ave. N., St. Petersburg, 727-894-1695.
BEST RIGHT-WINGER
Ronda Storms
BEST LANDSCAPING
WMNF-88.5 FM Radio Station
BEST BEACH
Clearwater Beach
HEIDI SUMNER: Papa Joe’s Country Cafe
Personal Best: If you have not experienced a sub and Latin salsa at Papa Joes Country Market in St. Petersburg you have been deprived! Heidi chose Joes for Best Cuban/Spanish and Best Vegetarian. Papa Joes, 2498 13th Ave. N., St. Petersburg, 727-327-0296.
BEST GIFT TO POLITICAL WRITERS, PART 2
Hillsborough County Commissioner Brian Blair
THE ERIKSENS: Café Ponte
Personal Best: Café Ponte is indeed the place! Polished service, surroundings, fabulous and innovative food and one of the most amiable chefs around a true master Chris Ponte! The Eriksens chose Café Ponte for Best Waitstaff, Best Chef and Best Martini. Café Ponte, 13505 ICOT Blvd., Clearwater, 727-538-5768.
BEST ALL-AROUND ART VENUE
Bleu Acier
BEST BUCS PLAYER
Derrick Brooks
BEST SPORTS BAR
Beef O Bradys
BEST MUSIC CRITICS NEW BEST FRIEND
TIE: Myspace.com/Purevolume.com
BEST MUSEUM EXHIBITION (DEAD ARTISTS)
Monet and the Thames
BEST NEW PUBLIC OFFICIAL
Pinellas School Superintendent Clayton Wilcox
BEST BAKERY
Pane Rustica
BEST MALL CHICKEN
Bourbon Street, Westshore Plaza
BEST CUBAN/SPANISH
La Teresita Restaurant
BEST CAFÉ CON LECHE
West Tampa Sandwich Shop
BEST BOWLING ALLEY
Sunrise Lanes
BEST REASONS TO BELIEVE THE LOCAL FILM SCENE IS ALIVE AND WELL
TIE: Coffeehouse Film Review/Education Channels Independents Film Festival
BEST IRONICALLY NAMED HOUSING TRACT
The Preserve @ Placido Bayou
BEST LOCAL TV REPORTER
Gayle Sierens WFLA-Ch. 8
BEST PLACE TO RENT MOVIES THAT ISNT ONLINE
Video Renaissance, Sarasota
BEST HEP CATS
Daddy Zero
BEST LOCAL-SCENE JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES
Steve Connelly
BEST LAWN TO WATCH FIREWORKS FROM
Lassing Park, St. Pete
BEST PLAYWRIGHT
Bill Leavengood
BEST NEW WINE BAR
Tastings, A Wine Experience
BEST FLEA MARKET
Oldsmar Flea Market
BEST WAY TO GO COMPLETELY BATSHIT CRAZY
Waiting for Bright House
BEST USE OF AN EFFECTS PEDAL
Trans-Mission
BEST CARIBBEAN SUPERMARKET
Caribbean Trade
SYLVESTER SlY THOMAS JR.: The El Cap
Personal Best: Im crazy about the El Cap St. Petersburgs best all-around everything. The clientele there range from newborn to senior citizen. Once there, you will be a regular. Boom Goes The Dynamite. Sylvester chose El Cap for Best Cuban/Spanish and Best Waitstaff. El Cap, 3500 Fourth St. N, St. Petersburg, 727-521-1314.
BEST LOCAL-SCENE JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES
Steve Connelly
BEST CHEAP LUNCH
Anderson Road Café
BEST MUSEUM EXHIBITION (LIVE ARTISTS)
Los Carpinteros: Inventing the World
BEST BASKETBALL LEAGUE FOR AGING JOCKS
The St. Pete Beach Over-30 League
BEST RADIO DJ
MJ WFLZ-93.3 FM (93.3FLZ)
BEST TATTOO/PIERCING PARLOR
Moniques Body Essentials
BEST REASON FOR A FILM LOVER TO LIVE IN TAMPA
Tampa Theatre
BEST ARTISTIC RESPONSE TO POLITICAL BIGOTRY
Just Say Know: Family Values Portrait Project
BEST PLACE TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR TAKING NOTES
International Plaza
BEST PERFORMANCE EVENT
Bash, Hat Trick Theatre
BEST PROFESSOR
Dr. Deby Lee Cassill, USF-St. Petersburg
BEST GYRO
Athenian Garden
BEST ACTRESS
Katherine Tanner
BEST NEW GALLERY (PINELLAS)
The Studio@620
BEST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
Bonefish Grill
BEST LOCAL REALITY STAR
Hulk Hogan Hogan Knows Best, VH1
BEST PLACE TO WATCH A SUNSET
The lounge at Armanis
BEST SURPRISINGLY GOOD GROUPER SANDWICH
The Undertow
BEST REASON TO PRIMP
TampaBayBeauty.com
BEST REALITY SHOW STAR
Mary Delgado, The Bachelor IV and VI
BEST GAY BAR
Georgies Alibi
BEST SEX SHOP
Thee Love Shack
BEST LOCAL BAND
Cuban Sandwich Crisis
BEST DEVIL RAYS PLAYER
Carl Crawford
BEST ASIAN
Thai Coconut
BEST WINE LIST THAT ISNT BERNS
Circles Restaurant
BEST DOOMED MAIDEN VOYAGE
The Ocean Jewel
BEST NEW VENUE
The Bank Nightclub & Concert Venue
BEST DEAD AIR
WMNF-88.5 FM
ROXANNE MOULTON: Salvador Dali Museum
Personal Best: The Dali Museum is an international treasure. Im a Friday afternoon docent and Im fun and cool and not boring! Locals should check it out! Roxanne voted for the Dali as Best Kept Secret and is that also a vote for Best Docent? Salvador Dalí Museum, 1000 Third Street S., St. Petersburg,…
BEST BARBEQUE
Sonnys Real Pit Bar-B-Q
BEST VIDEO GAME ARCADE
The D-Pad Console Gaming Center
BEST CHEF
B.T. Nyugen, Café B.T.
BEST NEW LOCAL BAND
Candy Bars
BEST JAMAICAN
Jerk Hut
BEST PLACE TO NAB FREE SAMPLES
Saturday Morning Market
BEST CATEGORY-SMASHING SERIES
Tastemakers
BEST WINE SHOP
Vintage Wine Cellars
BEST HIP-HOP SONG BY LOCAL ARTISTS
You Aint Seen It Comin, Paradox, Feat. Celph Titled & High Collide
BEST NEIGHBORHOOD
Hyde Park
BEST CONTROVERSY OVER MANS BEST FRIEND
Palma Ceia Dog Park






