Jul 8-14, 2009

Jul 8-14, 2009 / Vol. 22 / No. 17

No Clear Radio: New podcast for local music and beyond

To begin by beating a dead horse: Modern Radio sucks! We're lucky in the Tampa Bay area with 88.5, but even this leftist station leans toward mainstream boomer culture rather than underground or avant garde sounds. And who would blame them? Fiscal feasability dictates the output of modern media (d'uh). In a pinch, I tend to listen…

Do It Today: Animation, minimize your Ecological Footprint and political Outrage

Ever wonder how all those cute little creatures transform from rough sketches on an artist’s easel to walking, talking, scheming cartoons? ANIMATION featuring Cartoon Network explores just that: The world of cartoons—from storyboarding to character development and drawing techniques to technical aspects like filming, computer programming and voice acting—they’re all covered in this interactive experience.…

New single by Paramore: “Ignorance”

I think it is safe to say that we are all "RIOT"ed out. In 2007, Paramore proved itself as a band not to be reckoned with, putting out single after single, and continually making it to the top of the charts with songs like "Misery Business," "Crush Crush Crush" and "Decode," which hit the radio…

Progress Energy is now on Twitter, giving free energy saving tips

They say the "greenest" watt of electricity is the one you never use. Here is an easy way to learn ways to reduce your energy consumption and beat the heat this summer. My colleagues at Progress Energy, calling themselves the EnergyAdvisors, are now sharing energy saving information through the social media microblog Twitter. Followers of…

CL edit department restructures, lays off senior editor Eric Snider

I distributed the following memo to the Tampa Creative Loafing staff this afternoon. In the face of declining print revenues and an according shift of resources to web-first production, Creative Loafing is restructuring its editorial staff. Unfortunately, these adjustments have made it necessary to eliminate the position of senior editor held by CL veteran Eric…

Concert Review: The Lonely H at New World Brewery

As I type this review, the memories of an unbelievable show put on by The Lonely H linger in my mind and make my heart soar. I've always sworn that I was born in the wrong era, and these guys give me hope that great throwback music can be found in this day and age.…

Corkscrew: Chilled red wine battles summer heat

Maybe I have a seasonal affective disorder, since I always veer away from red wine during the hot months. It's hard-wired into my DNA, and I find it more thirst-busting to lace my fingers around a chilled glass of rosé or white wine when the mercury hits 85. But there are a lot of red-wine-etarians…

New CDs, LPs and DVDs out July 14

VINYL: AA Bondy – American Hearts Their latest (2008) release, now available on vinyl. Amon Duul II – Yeti "Yeti" was the second album by Amon Duul II and is quite a musical achievement. This is a double LP set and contains some of Amon Duul's most impressive work – delivering their thick, full-fledged, multi-layered…

Scott Milinder – Contributor

A business leader in the Tampa area for 15 years, Scott sees true progress in our lives and livelihoods as inevitably tied to our commitment to be greener and more sustainable, both personally and in our communities. As an advocate of localization in our economy, he is active in building local business alliances in affiliation…

Kama Sutra: the stride

Getting into the position: The woman either gets down on her hands and knees or hands and feet. The man then approaches from behind, lifts one of her ankles behind her and places it onto his shoulder.

Getting back into Gonzo with Hunter S. Thompson

You’re probably wondering what Hunter S. Thompson has to say about Sarah Palin. Maybe you’re curious about his thoughts on the first months of Barack Obama’s presidency. Could be you want to know his predictions for the upcoming professional football season. We can’t know what he would think, of course. And don’t for a moment…

Bruce Springsteen adds stops to U.S. tour, including Tampa (video)

This just in from the Bruce Springsteen newsite: The Boss had added 25 dates to his current U.S. tour, including a stop at Tampa's Ford Amphitheatre on Sept. 12; tickets go on sale July 24. Here's the complete details, with the fluffery (gushing quotes from European press) edited out: Bruce Springsteen & The Legendary E…

Recipe: Gnocchi in lemon butter with parmesan

Who doesn’t like pasta? It’s almost universal in its appeal and it seems that every culture has taken its hand at some adaptation. And while it’s true that the Chinese are probably the inventors, it was the Italians who exploited this simple staple. Just try to imagine for a moment a planet without pasta. What…

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Strikes Back

Finally, Empire Strikes Back has come to Harry Potter, in every way imaginable. Follow me back to a world of witches, wizards and teenage hormones and find out if the latest installment of Harry Potter is worth comparing to the greatest Star Wars movie of all time, or at least if it's worth the price…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Monday, July 13: Put A Cork In It An interactive wine tasting with a sommelier who discusses wine varietals, vineyard locations and vintages. Please call 813-973-8338 in advance for reservations. $15. 6:30-8:30 p.m., 28347 Paseo Dr., Tampa (813-973-8338) Tuesday, July 14: Safety Harbor Resort and Spa Enjoy a seven-course French meal paired with professionally-selected wines…

CL edit department restructures, lays off senior editor

I distributed the following memo to the Tampa Creative Loafing staff this afternoon. In the face of declining print revenues and an according shift of resources to web-first production, Creative Loafing is restructuring its editorial staff. Unfortunately, these adjustments have made it necessary to eliminate the position of senior editor held by CL veteran Eric…

Phish Saves America: Save the Date is NOT in California!

It is finally confirmed. Phish is not lame and did not drop all the most obvious hints about the location of the upcoming "Save the Date" fest so we could figure it out with little or no detective work. They led us all down a false trail, encouraging speculation and spreading rumors so thick and…

Photo Review: WMNF’s Americana Fest at Skipper’s Smokehouse

WMNF's 4th Annual Americana Fest at Skipper's Smokehouse went off without a hitch on Saturday, July 11, 2009 creating a hand clappin', boot stompin' good time showcasing the vast array of talent in the Florida Americana scene. Have Gun, Will Travel Originally masterminded by Ted Lukas, Americana Fest is all grown up.  This year featured…

Capital Grille’s master wine tasting deal and contest

This week, Capital Grille at International Plaza launches their Master Wine Tasting event, offering up samples of twelve highly-rated, hand-selected wines with the purchase of a lunch or dinner. Master Sommelier George Miliotes (we wrote about him here) personally chose the Spanish, Argentinean, Napa and South African selections for the six-week promotion that starts July…

Discussing the bandwagon sports fan (with video)

"Tito Puente's gonna be dead one day, and you're gonna say, 'Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous.'" – Bill Murray in "Stripes" I was sitting at my local pool hall, tipping back a few. I know… too many of my stories begin that way. It was a few…

What’s between your legs: kryptonite or crack

After years of dating and love affairs, I've realized that men fall into 2 categories. The kind that treat a woman like she has a "Kryptonite Pussy" and the kind that treat a woman like she has a "Crack Pussy." I came to this understanding one morning when I walked into the office and proudly…

Caramelized Onion and Goat Cheese Tarts recipe

I recently discovered what happens when you hit hot caramelized onions with a sweet, pungent vinegar and add some fresh herbs. The result is a mouthwatering concoction good for flatbread, layered inside quiche, topping grilled burgers, and many other tasty treats. The onions were the inspiration for this recipe, a rich and flaky puff pastry…

Candy Week: Chocolate + bacon = candy bar heaven

What is it about bacon that we love? It seems the food world has had an obsession with it lately, from bacon vodka, to Bacon Salt, to the infamous Bacon Explosion. But have you ever thought of pairing bacon with something on the sweeter side? What about bacon in candy? I dared to go there…

Concert review: Perpetual Groove at Crowbar (video!)

It’s been many weeks since I’ve made it out to a show in Tampa. I blame travels, nonspecific busyness and a lack of excitable summer concerts in the Tampa Bay area. It took Georgia’s Perpetual Groove (pictured, photo by Phil Bardi) — a band I've always somehow managed to miss even though they play the…

TRA’shion Fashion and Art Show 2009 (photos)

The 2009 TRA'shion Fashion and Art Show was a big hit again this year. Held Saturday night at the ARTpool Co-op Gallerie and Boutique, the fashion was wonderfully trashy, made from recycled and other found objects. The show included over 20 trashionistas working with newspaper, aluminium foil, duct tape, recycled Coke 12-pack packages, and the perennial favorite…

Does penis size matter? Yes.

I've met enough penises in my time to know that like lollipops, dicks come in all shapes and sizes. The fact is that most dicks are between five to seven inches erect; the real question is, does size matter?

DC Comics taps Ryan Reynolds to star in Green Lantern

Speculation over the casting for DC Comics Green Lantern had been raging all week, with names like Jared Leto, Nathan Fillion, Ryan Reynolds, The Hangover’s Bradley Cooper, and even Justin Timberlake being tossed around. In a move that could provide more drama than the movie itself, DC announced Ryan Reynolds will slip on the ring…

The Green Community: Week in review

What’s the buzz on the latest issues in the Green Community? Check out what you may have missed this last week: Celebrating Independence Day or creating environmental disaster? – Kelly Rothwell looks at the littered aftermath of Fourth of July celebrations and wonder why, instead of giving back in celebration of their freedom, people decide to…

Theater Review: Little Dog Laughed is smart, sharp Hollywood satire

The Little Dog Laughed is a smart, sophisticated satire about a gay Hollywood actor who wants to come out, but who is pressured by his flamboyant and high-powered lesbian agent to stay in. It’s also about the relationship this actor has with a young New York hustler, and about the woman this hustler has been…

Size Matters opens at Nova 535: Big art, big crowd (photos)

With images pulled from pop culture of both today and yesterday, Size Matters took over Nova 535 on Friday night. The Vitale Brothers were the stars of the show, with a supporting cast of artists who brought their insight and character to the exhibit. A complete list of artists, plus photos of artwork and partygoers…

Chip Weiner – Contributor

Keep hitting the shutter button. It's my mantra. If there is a picture to be taken, take it. I prefer 100 images with mediocre meaning over a truck load of missed opportunities. Carry a camera, go where the subject is, and take the picture. I have been behind the lens for about 20 years. I…

Brüno: “The new Malcolm X” (video)

If Sacha Baron Cohen's films intentionally court controversy, he's getting what he asked for with Brüno. Some critics, like CL's Joe Bardi, admire Cohen's risk-taking comic performance as a flamboyantly gay Austrian. But the head of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) says the satire is likely to miss the mark: "Some people…

Lies smut taught me: romance novels’ phallic fallacies

Damsella beat her firsts against Kurby’s rock hard chest. He ignored her struggles as his lips continued their plundering of her luscious breasts. He lifted her completely into his arms and made his way to the bed that dominated his room. “Please, you must stop!” Damsella gasped. Her bosom heaved in a mix of fear…

This week @ the movies: Brüno and I Love You, Beth Cooper

[Ed. note: Each week I'll be breaking down the big summer blockbuster movie releases. If you're curious about what's coming out in future weeks, be sure to check out the Summer Movie Preview. For more info on this week's releases, please check out my full length review of Brüno or visit our movie site for…

The 15 greatest performances in a Woody Allen film

Very few filmmakers are known for their casting power. Woody Allen may be one of the best. He is always great at getting Hollywood's biggest movie stars and the latest indie up and comers into his films (and with perfect timing). He worked with Sally Hawkins and Samantha Morton right when they were about to…

Top Chef Masters Podcast, Episode 4: “Magically Delicious”

This week, we were again graced with the presence of Jeff Houck (The Stew), as well as the usual suspects: Taylor Eason, Stephen Hammill, and yours truly, Katie Machol. Our cheftestants had to participate in another MacGyver-style (or MacGruber, as we like to think) elimination challenge: The One Armed Egg Challenge! (Not as dirty as…

Artsqueeze Weekend Roundup, July 10-12

Photo by Brian Vandervliet Friday 5:30-8:30 p.m. – S'REAL Happy Hour and opening reception for summer exhibitions: Mabel Palacín: Una noche sin fin [An Endless Night], Dalí at Work and Play: The Photographs of Marc Lacroix and Dalí: Seen Through Glass, at the Salvador Dalí Museum. Complimentary snacks and cash bar. Half-price admission ($8.50) after…

Almond Joy Chocolate Bark recipe

My Peppermint Bark was so yummy when I made it during the holidays. And it was a huge hit. But how to top it? I was watching the Food Network and Big Daddy's house was on. He made a bark with cherries, almonds and something else, I just don't remember what it was. A light…

Friday only: Dress like a cow and earn a free Chick-Fil-A meal

I like Chick-fil-A as much as the next person, sometimes even craving the salty goodness that their nuggets deliver. So how broke are you and how far will you go to get a free Chick-Fil-A? Will you don a cow costume to get that delicious, deep-fried chicken for free? Certainly, you've done worse, right… On…

Body modification can improve sex

Body modification is done for a variety of reasons: art, decoration, enhancement, change, and sometimes necessity. I'm a fan of all types of body art, piercing, and plastic surgery, but any modification can be over done. (Pics below NSFW)

UPDATE: Aerosmith postpones Florida dates — CONFIRMED. For real this time.

After two confusing Tweets from Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry — one alerting fans to the re-scheduling of Aerosmith's Florida dates, the next saying the show could potentially still take place — I finally received word that the show has indeed been postponed. Here's the official Ford Amp statement: (July 10, 2009)  Aerosmith has postponed their…

Cool Art Show celebrates 21 years

Denis Gaston. Little Boxes. Mixed media on masonite, 20" x 16”. Pictured below: Denis Gaston. Ground Control To Major Tom (Grab 'n Go Art Collection). Ink on paper, 7" x 5". Images courtesy of the artist. If it’s summer, it must be time for the Cool Art Show. Any other time of year, the region…

Bud Selig makes baseball’s All-Star Game matter

Next week marks the mid-point of the major league baseball season, to be celebrated on Tuesday with the 80th annual All-Star Game in all its regalia. Traditionally, baseball's All-Star Game was strictly an exhibition game between the most popular athletes the American and National League had to offer.  That all changed in 2002 when the…

Local Music Spotlight: Emily Turnage (with video)

Don't let her goofy personality and head full of dreads fool you. Emily Turnage is a young musician with huge potential. "I think I've been playing since I was about 14," she told me in a recent conversation. A Saint Petersburg native, this flower child finds her peace through the strings of her guitar. Her…

Free cheeseburger coupon at Arby’s

Only until July 12, Arby's is honoring this coupon, good for a free BBQ Bacon Cheddar Roast Burger (or you can substitute a Roastburger) with any drink purchase. Click here to download and print coupon. Don't know where your nearest Arby's is located? Find out.

Brand New ready next (perhaps final?) album.

Punknews.org reported this week that Long Island emo-rockers Brand New named and dated their upcoming fourth album. And One Head Can Never Die is scheduled to drop September 22, sandwiched between new albums by Muse (9/14, hopefully the next day in the U.S.) and AFI (9/29). As much as I love and revere Muse, my hopes and…

Green your next event using these simple tips

Consider the thousands of events that take place in the Tampa Bay area, from the smallest to the largest, from the neighborhood Tupperware party to the Super Bowl. If there is a somewhat forgotten landscape for green, event management could be it. Furthermore, the impact that could be gained locally would be enormous (of course depending…

Movie Review: Larry David in Woody Allen’s Whatever Works

Woody Allen is one of the luckiest filmmakers when it comes to casting, and he always seems to get the best and hottest actors available. Many consider his latest European-centered films an improvement from his previous outings this decade, and while that is true for the most part, it should be noted that his recent…

Man Manual: hover and smother

Your idea of fun might be a long day of primping and shopping, but for a guy that's the furthest thing from his mind.  There's a reason god gave you "girlfriends", so as not to punish your man with chick shit! Instead of dragging along your boyfriend for an endless day of wandering and waiting…

Calling all actors: How to find auditions in the Bay area

Editor's Note: Actor/director/teacher/playwright Ami Sallee Corley (right) continues her series of posts about the challenges of being a freelance artist in Tampa Bay. This week's topic: Auditions. One of the major factors in being a successful freelance actor is getting work, right?  Well ask any actor in the Bay area how to find out when…

Parasites led to the evolution of sex

I used to hate parasites, always trying to creep into my body and eat my food—freakin' freeloading assholes who can't find a real job. But a new study in The American Naturalist has made me reconsider parasites as evidence suggests that these invasive freeloaders may have spurred the evolution of sex.

Do It Today: Forever Plaid, Miss Florida Pageant and more

If you're looking for a way to connect with musical theater geeks nationwide (and who isn't?), the Plaid 20th Anniversary Special should be right up your alley. Can you imagine anything better than a singalong with thousands of people across the country as you watch a live broadcast of the tongue-in-cheek off-Broadway hit about a…

This weekend’s best bets in Tampa Bay area music, July 9-12.

Here’s a quick breakdown of your best live music bets for the upcoming weekend. Yes, we count Thursday, because that's when the weekend really starts, right? I mean, for those of us who pretend it's just a second Friday… For a more comprehensive schedule of concerts, check out our Upcoming Events page. Thursday, July 09…

Correction: John Lisi at Dave’s Aqua Lounge

The John Lisi show at Dave's Aqua Lounge listed in this week's issue as taking place on Saturday, July 11, is actually taking place on the following weekend, Saturday, July 18. Please make note on your live music calendars and we apologize for the error.

Katy Perry is NOT naked in this post

She’s not, seriously.  However, the pop princess DID sit down with Cosmopolitan, the magazine that knows more orgasm secrets than professional sex workers, for a fun little interview and photo shoot.  And, as you may have already guessed, The Rabid One would love to wear Ms. Perry’s cherry chapstick. Here are some lovely excerpts from…

Size Matters in exhibit of large-scale works at Nova 535

Tes One's spray-paint-on-wood painting measures 10-ft. by 11-ft. You know what they say: when the going gets tough, the tough get…bigger? Despite the ongoing economic malaise—which seems to find Florida in a particularly compromising position—St. Petersburg artist and art party impresario John Vitale isn’t giving up. Though the muralist and owner of Vitale Studio recently…

St. Petersburg College now offers a Bachelor’s Degree in Sustainability Management

St. Petersburg College now offers a Bachelor of Applied Science Degree in Sustainability Management. The program provides relevant and specialized training in: – Energy and environmental management – Sustainable enterprise planning – Sustainable business strategies – Triple bottom line management – Resource management – Sustainability in the natural environment – Green construction and urban planning -…

Movie review: Sacha Baron Cohen in Brüno

For more news and reviews of the summer's biggest movies, check out the CL Movies & Television site. I’ve never been smacked in the face with a dick, but I imagine the experience is a lot like watching Brüno. The first 15 minutes of the movie is a penis shock-and-awe campaign, with a pink bunny-costume…

The Melvins announce new remix CD and tour with Down (Orlando stop!)

Sludgy post-punkers The Melvins are set to release Chicken Switch, a different sort of 15-song remix CD, on Sept. 29 via Ipecac Recordings. How is it different? Apparently, instead of given a single track to work with, the remixers on Chicken Switch were provided with complete albums to produce their single tracks, and in some…

Future scenarios for post-recession America (poll)

Our economy is unsustainable. That means at some point in the future it will cease to be sustained. People will lose homes and jobs, and lifestyles will change. Sound familiar to our present day scenario? In my previous post I added a link to the Crash Course, a video series about the challenges America faces over…

Finding a food guru

Whether you are a food blogger or Food Network mega chef, you always have someone with whom you seek "foodie" counsel. This person is in essence a foodie`s foodie, and is great at pointing out new foods/experiences based on their experience. Being a CL food blogger gives me the fortune of having some pretty savvy…

Kama Sutra: the thunderbolt

Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by a standing man seizing his partner's feet and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow, until her yoni is within range of his manhood.

Ybor’s The Nest has closed after a short run

When I reviewed The Nest a couple months back, it seemed like the restaurant had enough going for it to make a run during this shitty economy, especially considering the potential of Gaybor's resurgence. There was interesting tapas, a good wine list, a nice setting and an experienced restaurateur in Sidney Sakho, a guy who's…

Outrage exposes the pain of being secretly gay

If there's a central message to Kirby Dick's Outrage, it's that living life denying one's sexual orientation is an awful existence. Not only is the closeted person lying to their family and friends — often at great emotional cost to everyone involved — they are lying to themselves. There's a lot of self-hatred hanging in…

White Bordeaux: Blends have more fun

Picture a winery lab lined with brimming beakers. A racy sauvignon blanc white wine in one, an earthy sémillon in another. Like mixing up a monster martini, winemakers blend single-varietal wines together to find their signature cocktail. The painstaking process adds complexity to the final product and squeezes maximum flavor out of a vineyard. Getting…

Review: Regina Spektor, far

It’s been three years since Soviet-American songstress Regina Spektor first enchanted us with the soul-pop perfection of Begin to Hope and proved herself a storyteller with a keen sense of detail and drama, a confident singer with a broad vocal range — from high and pure to low and sensual — and a poet with…

Review: Maxwell’s, BLACKsummers’night

It was not all that long ago that a self-imposed eight-year hiatus by an R&B singer was tantamount to quitting the game. Labels wouldn’t have it; fans would forget. Singer Maxwell’s retreat for most of the decade into “pedestrian life” has done nothing to hurt his career. BLACKSummer’snight, his first release since 2001’s Now just…

Corkscrew: Bordeaux white wine blends have more fun

Picture a winery lab lined with brimming beakers. A racy sauvignon blanc white wine in one, an earthy sémillon in another. Like mixing up a monster martini, winemakers blend single-varietal wines together to find their signature cocktail. The painstaking process adds complexity to the final product and squeezes maximum flavor out of a vineyard. Getting…

Pictures from July 4 fireworks at Tampa’s Channelside

Channelside put on a great photo show on July 4th, though it was surprisingly short. The whole thing, from first blast to grand finale probably only went on for 20 minutes. I remember the previous shows I've seen in Detroit and New Orleans going on for at least 30-40 minutes. That said, I got a…

This week @ the movies: Public Enemies

[Ed. note: Each week I'll be breaking down the big summer blockbuster movie releases. If you're curious about what's coming out in future weeks, be sure to check out the Summer Movie Preview. For more info on this week's releases, please check out my full length review of Public Enemies or visit our movie site…

Kate Cillian – Contributor

Kate is a quirky blonde who loves to write, and one day hopes to be a professional journalist. Former lead singer of the all girl band, Isn't She Lovely, Kate now utilizes her vox strictly in the shower. She wants to travel the world in a Volkswagen Bus. She loves swimming and cats. email: kate@islband.com

Samantha Goresh – Contributor

"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth." ~Alan Watts. But I will try anyhow, at least briefly.  I love photography.  I am a student in her last quarter of the digital photography program at Tampa's IADT, and a graduate of Eckerd College's Visual Arts program.  I hope to stay a…

Contributors

– Senior Editor ric Snider has been called “The Dean of Tampa Bay music critics,” which basically means he’s been around longer than everyone else. Snider’s been at it since the early 1980s, when he helped found Music Magazine, our area’s first music rag. He was the St. Petersburg Times music critic for six years,…


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