She was a smokin' hot babe. Er… dish.

Savory egg filling. Legs a mile long. A real hot potato.

Er … filled with potato.

And herbs, cheese. A melt in your mouth kind of beauty.

She got me fueled up for the day, and we had that long, slow burn that just sticks with you.

I never went hungry when she was around.

I'm not the jealous type, either. But when she was on my plate … I finished every last bite. No point in sharing a dish this good.

Quiche? Not for a real man. But frittata?

Well, I'm no sexpert, but Rome could give Paris a run for its money romance-wise. And this Italian dish? Frittata? Always the way I want to start my day…