-Money in your pocket, beer in your cup,
poke her in the butt, and you won't knock her up!
-Here's to honor: to getting honor, keeping honor, and not getting off her 'til you get off honor.
-No matter how beautiful, smart, and full of class
to somebody, somewhere, shes a pain in the ass.
-Here's to all my friends and lovers. May all your ups and downs be under the covers!
-Here's to heat, not the kind that brings down shacks and shanties, but the kind that brings down bras and panties.
-Here's to those we love the best, we love them best when they're undressed. We love them sitting, standing, lying; if they had wings we'd love them flying. And when they're dead, buried, forgotten- we'll dig them up and fuck them rotting!
-Heres to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!
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