I almost feel compelled to start with a disclaimer: Please, do NOT try this at home. I understand that if you landed on this page, most likely what you want are instructions on how to cook a turkey. Maybe you are busy preparing for Thanksgiving 2009. Or maybe you just want to know how to make the moistest, best bird ever.
Well, look no further, you have come to the right place.
For your reading pleasure, I am posting excerpts of my favorite cookbook. It is appropriately named: "how to cook a turkey!" and it is written by my 5-year old son's pre-K class.
Now, not all the recipes in this cookbook may be suitable for what you want to do. But, however, they are all worth a look.
So here are the kids' recipes on how to cook a turkey.
"Ingredients: hot sauce, rice and broccoli"
"Directions: Bake at 16 degrees for 6 hours".
Many more after the break: