Protect your pint: Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock

They've ravaged your precious pint with a spork. To cover their tracks, they've left a pitiful half-inch of uneaten goodness, thinking you won't notice.


Ben & Jerry's knows your pain. That's why they've come up with the Euphori-Lock. It's a pint-sized combination lock designed to keep intruders at bay.


"The all-new Euphori-Lock from Ben & Jerry?s is designed to promote family harmony ? and salvage your peace of mind!" Ben & Jerry's website proclaims.


For less than $7, Euphori-Locks is available to keep valuables safe from outside spoons.

click to enlarge Euphori-Lock is a pint-sized combination lock to keep ice cream free from unwelcome strangers. - www.benjerry.com
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Euphori-Lock is a pint-sized combination lock to keep ice cream free from unwelcome strangers.

click to enlarge Ben & Jerry's new Euphori-Lock keeps strangers from touching your "precious". - www.benjerry.com
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Ben & Jerry's new Euphori-Lock keeps strangers from touching your "precious".
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  • Ben & Jerry's new Euphori-Lock keeps strangers from touching your "precious."

It happens all the time. You make the journey to buy some Ben & Jerry's. You look over every flavor, deciding whether to get a little frisky with Schweddy Balls or keep it classic with Cherry Garcia. Once home, you savor every bite, stopping yourself before devouring more than half the pint. The treasured treat is placed safely in the freezer for enjoyment at a later date — or so you thought.

But someone has broken that trust.

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