On the newest episode of Top Chef All-Stars, they did things a little differently — no Quickfire Challenge! Egad! Instead, they had to split up into four teams of three, get on boats and head out to Montauk to fish for their dinner. Well, they had to fish for the dinner they'd be cooking for the 200 people at that night's beach party/Elimination Challenge.

Fish jokes, jackassery, bad choices in sunglasses and "rod" innuendos ensued. The jokes literally wrote themselves.

Fabio, Blais and Marcel were teamed up and decided to do only one dish between the three of them. To make things worse, the dish was the equivalent of wearing heavy eye makeup with bright red lipstick: just too much going on. Antonia and Tiffani were stuck with Jamie, which they were so enthused about (can you hear the sarcasm?), and as well, knew she would land them on the chopping block. Maybe Jamie should've found another way to not cook again, as that may have saved her team. The other teams consisted of Tre, Carla and Angry Dale, and Jersey Mike, Angelo and Tiffany D. (who cooked considerably better food).

This article appears in Jan 20-26, 2011.