It must be an extended kitten season this year — we blame climate change — because PetPal Animal Shelter’s cat room runneth over with kittens. This crop of kittens has lots of secrets they want to share. Ready to see what they have to say? Click through to see their deepest, darkest.

Adopt one of these kittens — or another one, they have a bumper crop right now — and learn even more kitten secrets. The animals at PetPal Animal Shelter have microchips and all their shots, but not their make-more-kittens parts — they’re all spayed and neutered. 

PetPal Animal Shelter, 405 22nd St. S., St. Petersburg | Cat adoptions, $40 | 727-328-7738 | petpalanimalshelter.com

“I see dead people.” —Gemma, female DSH, 18 months (OK, we know she’s not technically a kitten, but that face, though…) Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter
“Sometimes, at night, I log on to the office computers and watch videos of squirrels.” — Dealer, female DSH, 2 months Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter
“I licked a dog and I liked it.” —Delphi, female DSH, 2 months Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter
“This isn’t my natural fur color.” —Fallon, female DSH, two months Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter
“I bribe the cats on the outside to bring me Bud Light. Since 3 Daughters is right down the street, no one can know, OK?” —Dilly Dilly, male DSH, two months Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter
“Sometimes I bat the stuffed mousies out of reach because I can.” —Wilma, female DSH, 2 months Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter
“I’m the social media manager for Rick Kriseman.” —Rain, female DMH, three months Credit: PetPal Animal Shelter