10 reasons you might be a swinger

1.  You have a membership to the Swingers Date Club or Adult Friend Finder.


2.  You have four pairs of platform heels and two pairs of knee high or thigh high boots.


3.  You like to dress as a school girl and attend parties with others in the same uniform.


4.  You are married and yet you think it's okay to give your phone number to random hottie couples.[image-1]


5.  You buy Magnum Condoms in bulk.


6.  You know what Viagra is and have used it on several occasions even though you aren't over 65.


7.  Your panties read Eat Me and you regularly show them for attention.


8.  You have a rhinestone studded choker that says I Love Cock.


9.  You have sex with multiple people that you neither want to date, love, or ever see again.


10.  You read all of my blogs and at the end think to yourself..."Yup!"


Follow Rebecca on twitter or facebook for the latest and greatest insight into the swinging lifestyle.

Swingers aren't as easy to spot as you may think. You may even be a swinger without realizing it. To eliminate any confusion, I've compiled a top ten list of reasons you might want to change your Facebook status from "married" to "swinger."

You might be a swinger if:

Scroll to read more Tampa Bay News articles
Join the Creative Loafing Tampa Bay Press Club

Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state.
Help us keep this coverage going with a one-time donation or an ongoing membership pledge.

Newsletters

Join Creative Loafing Tampa Bay Newsletters

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Creative Loafing Tampa Bay, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at [email protected]