Oct. 1, 1988: To the WILD GIRLS on Jetton Street. Keep partying!! AND bag the neighbors!
Oct. 22, 1988: Seeking male with shoulder-length straight blonde hair wearing white/off-white shirt w/gray pants night of Fri. Sept 23rd at Club Detroit, St. Pete. (Night of "Steel Pulse" at Janus Landing and "Fanatics" and "Domino Theory") Is Important… a Weary Perceptionist
Nov. 5, 1988: Did anyone find my boyfriend at Guavaween? I lost him in a crowd of thin blonde women.
Feb. 3, 1990: J. Happy Anniversary. Where would we be without a 12-speed and Creative Loafing? You're the best thing that has ever happened to me! I love you S!
March 3, 1990: Lisa! Yes you. You were on a horse in the Gasparilla Parade and I threw you the beads. I want to see your incredible smile again! Kris...
July 7, 1990: Tampa Theatre Sunday Night — after last show of festival. WM (bearded, blond, w/two women) seeks WM (patterned shirt, khakis) who followed after hugging other man at exit. Our yellow cars were parked across from one another…
Oct. 27, 1990: WANTED-Elderly, Asthmatic, Unemployed Polish Dwarf. Please reply…
Sept. 14, 1995: Barnes & Noble Relationship Lecture. You sat near me. You are tall, slim, gray-haired WM, wearing a business suit. Left before we could talk, so please call.
July 27, 1995: Carolyn? Yucatan Liquor stand 6/28 Our eyes met, you danced the night away… I just admired. I prayed we’d meet again. On 7/14 my prayers came through. I sent you flowers. I hope I didn’t cause trouble.
March 7, 1996: Lone Rave Dancer, Label trasher. Cliques are lame. Ecstasy not X! I’m nice, shy, straight? Great, deep, dangerous, overused! You: straight-ish, beautiful, choosy, blonde, 18. It’s me, just ask BiWM.
March 28, 1996: Andre, of Hyde Park who blades on Bayshore. I missed your number you left. Would love to talk to you.
March 28, 1996: I made it snow for you on 3/19 around noon on Kennedy at computer store. You said thanks for the snow, you hadn’t seen it in a long time. If interested, let’s get together and talk about snow! Always could use another friend.
March 28, 1996: Searching for Chickman Dark, stallion car, accident + spine injury = wheelchair. Where are you? Long hair wicked Tony? Me: Raven, exotic, dark hair, midnight-eyes, always watching, ready to fly
July 4, 1996: Robert Latin look, Aries. We met at Impulses’s Foam Party. Me: Brazilian. Call me!
Aug. 29, 1996: Scott, I saw you at a foam party. I think you are all that and a bag of chips. Happy Birthday. Love from someone close.
Jan. 4, 1996: 12/21 AM, Tackle Shack, St. Pete. You: Tall guy, friendly, easy going, blue jacket. Me: tall gal, friendly, frazzled, denim jacket. Chatted at register, had Delaware in common. Been kicking myself for not getting vital statistics: single, name phone#. If unattached and interested, please call, so I can forgive myself.
Aug. 22, 1998: Gato Barbieri Concert! You, my "provisional date." We chatted and parted. Where was my head, you were magnificent? I didn't ask for a real date: next concert? Please.
Aug. 22, 1998: Angel at Green Iguana 7/13, Sat. I left my pin on your bike while you were in the cigar shop. Never saw you at party. I was late myself. I would really like to talk and find out if you are as beautiful on the inside as you’re out.
Oct. 29, 1998: Fletcher Hospital sandwich shop, Tues night, 10/20. I asked you to share your pizza. You said sure. Would like to talk to you again.
Nov. 5, 1998: Downtown River Jam, Curtis Hixon Park. Me: blonde, blue eyes and dress. You: tall, khakis, baseball cape. We: locked eyes, danced. You said sure. Meet me there again this week. Thursday night.
July 1999: ISO BRWF Episode 1 FAN who saw the 5/22 1pm, Hyde Park showing and sat in the aisle seat, four seats from me. Anakin searches for the princess.
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