2. It's possible to get your dick caught in a pool filter.
-See the case of a man staying at the Scottish Inn Motel in Lakeland Florida, whose penis became swollen when he tried masturbating with a pool filter. His penis required several policemen, a crowd of onlookers and some lube to be dislodged.
3. On a business trip, a man ordered a call girl only to have his daughter arrive at the door.
-See the case of an Israeli businessman, who suffered a minor heart attack upon seeing his daughter show up to service his sexual needs.
4. There are pills that can give you instant orgasms
-See clomipramine, an anti-depressant which has the unusual side effect of causing spontaneous orgasms when patients yawn.
5. A man mangled his "kibble n bits" masturbating with a power tool.
- See the case of a man whose scrotum was ripped off while he was rubbing his dick on a drive-belt. Don't worry, he stapled it back together without noticing one of his testicles was missing.
6. At a wedding reception, a video of the wedding ceremony was accidentally switched with a video of an older man performing sex acts with a dog.
- See Derek Jeffrey who later told the judge the sex act was not real, but rather trick photography.
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