NANNY 911 IN TAMPA
Kids out of control? You could get counseling — or make fools of the entire family on reality TV.
THE REFS VS. THE MAVS
Stern really doesn't want Cuban to pick up that trophy.
DEVIL RAYS MINOR LEAGUE ARRESTS
Is this a farm system or a penal colony?
PHRASE WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D OVERHEAR AT WORK:
"So, you slipped off your Speedo right before you got into the tank?"
NACHO LIBRE
Only #2 at the box office. Maybe the world just isn't ready for Jack Black in tights.
THE BANK CLOSES
Rousing, heartfelt speech by George Bailey too little, too late for St. Pete nightclub.
INTERNATIONAL DISASTERS IN THE MAKING
North Korea's long-range missiles. Iran's nuclear ambitions. U.S. world cup soccer team.
DIANETICS SPONSORS NASCAR CAR
L. Ron gets publicity; Scientologists get cool baseball hats with flexible drinking tubes that hold two beers.
TAMPA SWEATS
Old Spice survey designates city 14th schvitziest in the U.S. Take that, Green Bay!
BUSH RAISES FCC INDECENCY FINES
Fuck him.
—Compiled by Weekly Planet staff
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2006.
