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Plus the real meaning of Christmas

KNICKS, NUGGETS BRAWL
Free advice to NBA: Put up glass partitions like hockey. Let 'em fight all they want. Double the ticket prices.

NEW U.N. SECRETARY GENERAL TAKES OFFICE
Giving us the chance to write, just one more time, the words "Boutros Boutros-Ghali".

WOULD-BE O.J. BOOK PUBLISHER JUDITH REGAN FIRED
Does that mean the volume of Donald Rumsfeld's meditative poetry she had in development is dead, too?

YOU ARE TIME'S PERSON OF THE YEAR
The newsweekly celebrates the "citizens of the new digital democracy" — you know, the citizens caterwauling "Since You've Been Gone" on YouTube.

AL FRANKEN MAY QUIT AIR AMERICA, RUN FOR SENATE
From one group of dysfunctionals to another.

PAPARAZZI FIRM SUES GOSSIPEUSE PEREZ HILTON
This is akin to a serial killer suing a switchblade manufacturer.

NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR TALKS
Sources say a demanded apology for Kim Jong-il's portrayal in Team America: World Police might be the deal-breaker.

THE REAL MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
Sally Brown: "All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."

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