A high school yearbook for pornstars (SFW)

high school photos of some popular pornstars. My favorite has to be Ron Jeremy because I can't tell which version of the sex icon has worse hair or a skeezier mustache. Still, even though his high school picture makes Ron look like a mustachioed mariachi band reject, I bet he was still getting laid more than I was in high school. For more, check out thatpanic.com.



Jesse Jane


Lexi Belle


Follow Alfie on Twitter or Facebook,

and email him if interested in writing about Sex and Love.

The most disturbing thing about Playboy is the monthly Playmate's profile, and no not because the age of each model reminds me that I'm well on my way to becoming a dirty old man. Rather, the three photos from the Centerfold's childhood look like the images from missing child posters. Not that I believe these sweet, innocent girls were abducted and unwillingly forced into the sex industry, but that dudes like me are lusting after the women that these girls became. It's a bit like trying to enjoy a sausage while reading a PETA pamphlet that shows what goes into creating something so delicious.

Using the same concept—-though they scaled down the creep factor a fraction—thatpanic.com posted

Scroll to read more Tampa Bay News articles
Join the Creative Loafing Tampa Bay Press Club

Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state.
Help us keep this coverage going with a one-time donation or an ongoing membership pledge.


Join Creative Loafing Tampa Bay Newsletters

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Creative Loafing Tampa Bay, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at [email protected]