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Aasif Mandvi tries to drug test Gov. Scott

Plus: Swingers in Seffner, Tebow Time and more ...

By Joe Bardi & David Warner on Thu, Dec 15, 2011 at 5:00 am

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WEDNESDAY 7

The Daily Show reporter (and former Bay area resident and USF grad) Aasif Mandvi infiltrates Gov. Rick Scott's budget unveiling and asks the guv to pee in a cup to prove he's not on drugs. Scott declines and is immediately kicked off welfare.

FRIDAY 9

Cops bust a swingers club being run out of a residential neighborhood in Seffner. In other news: There's officially nothing left to do in Seffner.

SUNDAY 11

Tim Tebow does it again as the Broncos overcome a 10-point deficit and defeat the Bears 13-10 in Denver. How could this happen? Simple: Jesus hates the Bears.

TUESDAY 13

Hulk Hogan sues ex-wife Linda for defamation over her claim that the ex-wrestler had a sexual relationship with Brutus Beefcake. Damn! Why couldn't it have been Brian Blair?

Scientists in Switzerland hunting for the elusive Higgs-Boson "God particle" have narrowed their search area. Current suspected location? Tebow's bloodstream.