Breaking News: Justin Bieber gets a new haircut, still looks like a lesbian.
The David Arquette and Courteney Cox split is still hard for me to deal with, deep in my heart. Sure, he acted like a douche but he went to rehab and then he did what everyone should do after rehab, he went on Oprah and told her all his secrets.
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris have set a wedding date for June 18th. I am taking bets on whether or not Hugh makes it to the wedding date alive.
John Travolta does not have hair, and those luscious locks we all love, or whatever, are fake. Apparently Scientology could not heal his balding head.
Speaking of Scientology, Tom Cruise has taken the role of Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages, the film. This is quite possibly the worst casting decision in Hollywood since James Franco hosted the Oscars #topicaljoke.
After the jump, some random stuff, Charlie Sheen quotes and the Lindsay Lohan story taking the country by storm.