... And we've got Gruden

Ryan O'Neal and Harry Potter

RYAN O'NEAL ARRESTED
Shoots at son, Griffin; tells detectives he was rehearsing for audition as Marvin Gaye's father in new biopic.

SAN FRAN MAYOR GAVIN NEWSOM'S AFFAIR WITH AIDE
If City Hall is rockin', don't bother knockin'.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 1
Spoiler Alert: Harry kills Voldemort, and in the final shocking chapter, the CEO of Scholastic shoots himself when the boy wizard refuses to appear in one more book.

RAIN AT THE SUPER BOWL
We don't think the really heavy stuff is coming down for quite some time.

CHICAGO WIND CHILL 35 BELOW ZERO
On behalf of the entire Tampa Bay community, let us extend this heartfelt "haha hah hahaha hahah hhaaaaaahhhaaaa."

PRINCE
Can he play guitar?

SPC SEEKS TO INCREASE MALE ENROLLMENT
Two quick thoughts: New major in Kegging Sciences; freshman orientation at the Mons Venus.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2
Spoiler Alert: Harry kills Voldemort, and in the final shocking chapter, wakes up from the dream in a bed next to Suzanne Pleshette.

THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM
It's a show about nothing ... but poop jokes.

TONY DUNGY
Despite weeklong push by St. Pete Times for sainthood designation, coach Dungy settles for winning the Super Bowl.

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