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At least I'm not a Pig Wanker

By aarsenault on Thu, Dec 22, 2005 at 4:50 pm

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It has come to my attention (thanks Kelli) that I hold the #16 spot on a list of worst jobs. According to The Idler Book of Crap Jobs, by Dan Kieran, being an Editorial Assistant is both â€œhumiliatingâ€ and â€œsoul-destroying,â€ and is sandwiched between Geriatric Nurse and Spy. I suppose doing the Soundboard is slightly better than changing bedpans.
My favorite job on the list, Pig Wanker â€” a job which I had no idea existed nor can I figure out why it would â€” ranks only slightly worse (#10) than EA.
The rest of you should be thrilled to learn that Journalist came it at #95 (just behind Detergent Salesman) and is considered only â€œhumiliatingâ€ and â€œfutile.â€ I guess you should at least be grateful that itâ€™s not destroying your soul.