Banned PETA ad

The only time I ever seriously considered becoming a vegetarian was when trying to impress a vegetarian love interest. Perhaps PETA had this in mind when it produced its latest commercial for a red-blooded Super Bowl audience. NBC rejected this clip via email, listing the following concerns

-licking pumpkin

-touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli

-pumpkin from behind between legs

-rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin

-screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)

-asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina

-licking eggplant

-rubbing asparagus on breast.

If there isn't already a term for sex with vegetables there needs to be one. Suggestions? "Salad tossing" is taken. Smashing pumpkins... Salad shooting... Broccoli banging

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