Barry Melrose, Hillary Clinton, James Bond, Barack Obama

SECRETARY OF STATE HILlARY CLINTON?

Republicans said to favor any plan that keeps the senator out of the country for extended periods of time. Not as much as Bill does, though.

OBAMA MAKES FIRST RADIO ADDRESS ON YOUTUBE

The President-elect implored viewers to leave Britney alone!

LIGHTNING FIRES BARRY MELROSE

Management wonders what it will do with the 10,000 hairpieces it had readied for "Mullet Night."

BRIAN BLAIR'S FAREWELL PRESS CONFERENCE

More sour grapes than a barrel of spoiled Bordeaux.

BUCS ON A ROLL

We haven't seen defense played this well since prom night.

BOND RULES THE BOX OFFICE

We liked him better when he was called Jason Bourne.

GAS PRICES CONTINUE TO PLUMMET

Someone forgot to tell the price-fixers that the election is over.

WALL STREET

Sucks.

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