SECRETARY OF STATE HILlARY CLINTON?
Republicans said to favor any plan that keeps the senator out of the country for extended periods of time. Not as much as Bill does, though.
OBAMA MAKES FIRST RADIO ADDRESS ON YOUTUBE
The President-elect implored viewers to leave Britney alone!
LIGHTNING FIRES BARRY MELROSE
Management wonders what it will do with the 10,000 hairpieces it had readied for "Mullet Night."
BRIAN BLAIR'S FAREWELL PRESS CONFERENCE
More sour grapes than a barrel of spoiled Bordeaux.
BUCS ON A ROLL
We haven't seen defense played this well since prom night.
BOND RULES THE BOX OFFICE
We liked him better when he was called Jason Bourne.
GAS PRICES CONTINUE TO PLUMMET
Someone forgot to tell the price-fixers that the election is over.
WALL STREET
Sucks.
