DEBRA LAFAVE ENGAGED
She's registered at Toys 'R Us.
AMANDA BYNES DOES SHAKESPEARE
Next up: SpongeBob in Henry V.
KATHERINE HARRIS' $10 MILLION
If a racehorse going off at 50-1 could plunk down $10 million on himself to skew the odds, it wouldn't make him run any faster.
"MAN SEVERS OWN PENIS, THROWS IT AT OFFICERS"
Not sure we needed to see that headline, but thanks anyway, Drudge.
V FOR VIN
Nice rug.
"FLAVORED TO SUIT ANY TASTE"
New Ybor City slogan also applies at other Tampa landmark, Mons Venus.
GAYS VS. NEO-NAZIS
NYC St. Pat's organizers compare homosexuality to the second coming of Hitler: The mustache is cute, but the brown shirts have got to go.
NEVERLAND RANCH
Michael Jackson downsizes at his former California residence; mulls name change to "Sometimesland."
DOCTOR WHO
New episodes air, prompting the question: Doctor WTF?
HILLSBOROUGH SCHOOLS LAND SCANDAL
Times investigation rocks school system; Tribune beats them to the punch with editorial about it.
KELLI K MOVES TO OUR SISTER PAPER IN ATLANTA
At least she's not driving to San Fran with her mother.
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