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Culpepper and Kurland

“Aggressive, tenacious” … chiseled and buff, too. Cue techno music or hard rock (depending on the time slot) for Brad Culpepper and Brett Kurland, who come to the aid of auto accident victims, wielding the power of passionately gesticulated cross-examinations and sexy closeups with legal pads. Boy, Geico didn’t see them coming! In one scene, slo-mo cameras flash while the dynamic duo stands majestically at a podium, staring back with searing intensity. You can almost see them squeezing their butt cheeks under those suits.

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