Hooters
Obviously, you haven´t made the effort to see what´s underneath those giant cartoon animal heads they wear at Chuck E. Cheese´s. No, but seriously, we can appreciate your sense of aesthetics, as well as your refusal to single out a particular Hooters location at the risk of hurting the feelings of the waitresses at all the other Hooters — very chivalrous. We guess there´s just something classic, something archetypal, something downright magical about those little orange shorts that don´t quite cover the entire butt cheek. We also guess that most women out there were too busy rolling their eyes at the implied chauvinism of the category to actually vote. Otherwise Spain might have won for its cadre of handsome hunks.
Hooters, various locations throughout the bay area. Visit www.hooters.com.
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2004.