What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? Well, increased strength after a bout with Fat Kevin seems unlikely. But if this colossal hoagie doesn’t take your life, it will certainly make you fatter. So there’s that to look forward to. The folks at Subslingers start with chicken tenders, move on to mozzarella sticks, then add some fries, two more cheeses and, for you health-conscious types, some shredded lettuce. It’s all tucked inside a delicious homemade bun — a guaranteed coronary disguised as a sandwich. The thing is packed so tight it’ll instantly fall apart if you put it down, so go with an empty stomach, a serious bib and 911 already typed into your phone. It’s gonna be a doozy. 5804 54th Ave. N., Kenneth City, 727-541-6392.
This article appears in Sep 14-20, 2005.