Crippled Masters bassist Roger Peterson began dabbling in the art of making ones own beer last year. Soon, Martin Rice, who plays bass for, I believe, every band in St. Pete with a majority of members over 30, followed suit. Others have since voiced an interest in giving the hobby a try. To them and to all, I hereby declare that every band whose bass player learns to brew beer, and gives me some, will be featured in Creative Loafing. No, really, I cant actually say or do that. But seriously, I did and I will.