Best Place to Dump a Body (Y’Know, Hypothetically)

CLAM BAYOU

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Best Place to Dump a Body (Y’Know, Hypothetically)

Forget the Everglades, man. They’re too far. Who wants to drive all that way with a dead body in her trunk? What if you have a Smart Car and you can’t even fit a body in the trunk? The struggle is real, people. Enter Clam Bayou. As the last remaining tidal estuary on Boca Ciega Bay, it’s a hidden gem. Mangrove tunnels, wading shorebirds, and plenty of crabs. Crabs are great for decomp; anyone who’s ever watched an episode of Bones knows this. Also, the Bayou at sunset? Sublime. Even if you don’t have a body.

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