Maybe it was because Planet reporter Max Linsky was near the kiddies’ playground. He’d also been in the mall for two hours without buying anything. Whatever the reason, the International Plaza security guard who tapped Max on the shoulder that day did not want him taking notes. It seemed understandable enough. At first. “I’ll just show him a business card,” Max thought. “After all, I am here doing research for the Planet gift guide. You can’t buy this kind of free press.” But the business card didn’t work. Neither did a look at Max’s notebook, which was filled with information on sensitive data like book prices and massage chair features. With a hand placed squarely on the small of Max’s back, the guard showed him to the exit. “What if I stop taking notes?” Max asked. “Can I still shop?” “I can’t let you do that,” the guard answered, pushing Max toward the door. Buyer beware: Next time you’re heading to the mall, leave your firearms, your nuclear devices, and by all means your notebook at home.
This article appears in Sep 14-20, 2005.