"Grand Theft Auto IV is the gravest assault upon children in this country since polio." —Attorney Jack Thompson to U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida R. Alexander Acosta, as quoted in Ben Kuchera's Ars Technica.com article, demanding that legal action be taken against GTA IV manufacturer Take-Two Interactive Software and retailers
"Jack Thompson just doesn't like the American dream." —poster "krenzo" in response
"If you don't want your child portrayed as slutty then by goodness then don't let a photographer photograh her with no top on???!!! … What is wrong with AMERICA???" —poster "????I don't get it????" on perezhilton.com, concerning Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair spread
"I knew Billy Ray Cyrus was a total douche bag when he came out with a mullet telling us to scoot our boots."perezhilton.com poster "A Mother"
Sources: arstechnica.com, perezhilton.com
This article appears in May 7-13, 2008.