Boner Jams Volume 3: Big booty hoedown

8tracks.com, in the player below, or individually through the inspired ass shaking videos below.



Recommended Youtube videos: "Big Booty Bitches," "Shake That Ass Bitch," "What What (In the Butt)"


1 "Big Booty Bitches" - A Lost People



2 "Big Ole Butt" - LL Cool J



3 "Shake Ya Ass" - Mystikal



4 "In Love Wit Yo Booty" - John Blu



5 "Rump Shaker" (Radio Mix) - Wreckx-N-Effect


6 "Dazzey Dukes" - Duice



7 "Ms. New Booty" - Bubba Sparxxx



8 "Too Much Booty In The Pants" - 2 Live Crew



9 "Back That Thang Up" - Juvenile with Lil Wayne & Mannie Fresh



10 "Face Down Ass Up" - 2 Live Crew



11 "Disco Inferno" - 50 Cent



12 "Dunkie Butt" - Old School Players


13 "Shake That Ass Bitch" - Splack Pack



14 "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix A Lot



15 "What What (In the Butt)" – Samwell



Also check out "Boner Jams Volume 1: A playlist for your sex life" and "Boner Jams Volume 2: The Stalker Mix"

By Cheslaarkovich

I have a big ass. I got it primarily from my momma, 12 years of ice skating, and beer. My first cassette tape was “Dazzey Dukes” at the booty poppin’ age of seven. Fortunately for me I grew up and out in a culture that has embraced da butt thanks to the rise of hip hop, JLo, and Kim Kardashian. And although I will never look right in skinny jeans, I can do a mean reverse cowgirl. Men like round rumps because they denote fertility (the same reason they like 19-year-olds). Most men would deny that this is why they desire your derriere, but their collective subconscious totally wants to fill you up with babies. It should be noted that the vertical lift of my big bumper, as well as my stellar personality (though to a much lesser degree) landed me a husband. So ladies, celebrate your sinusoidal physique and shake what your momma gave ya to "Big Booty Hoedown" while you’re pre-gaming for the club. And men, grab your bottle of Courvoisier and prepare to smack it, flip it, and rub it down. Oh no!!!

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