On Valentine’s Day, Laura Campanello, 43, spotted something she didn’t approve of at her son’s high school: cleavage. Campanello asked the owner of the cleavage to cover up. An argument ensued, attracting the attention of the deputy on duty at Bayshore High. In an attempt to convey the seriousness of the offense to the officer, Campanello allegedly jerked down her blouse, pulled out her breasts, and squeezed them together. This demonstration earned Campanello a misdemeanor arrest for disorderly conduct. After being released on bond, Campanello told TheSmokingGun.com that she was suffering from post-traumatic stress due to the encounter and planned to sue the school, the sheriff’s department and the jail.