"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?" —Brooke Hogan, on her new VH1 reality series, Brooke Knows Best
"Hillary would have bled all over the Bill of Rights — you know it. Then the terrorists would have invaded, The God would have cried, and all the babies in the world would have explodeded. Because that's what happens." —Poster "BrutallyHonestBabes," in response
"Women shouldn't be presidents because our periods would lead to incessant shark attacks in the White House. Grizzly Bear attacks at least." —Poster "limoniastrum"
Source: jezebel.com
This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2008.