DUBAI PORTS WORLD
Now that we ran the Arabs out, we must return our ports to the only Americans who can operate them properly — the Mob.
County Commissioner Brian Blair claims a fall at the Italian eatery ended his wrestling career. So what restaurant would end his political career? (Our treat.)
Worth the wait. Every minute of it.
Hey, a Tampa woman is one of the finalists on American Idol. You might — just a thought here — want to write something substantive about her?
Natalie Portman's nasty rap surpasses "Lazy Sunday" as best Saturday Night Live bit this decade — almost.
ECSTASY CAUSES DEPRESSION IN PIGS
Doesn't do much for good-looking people, either.
WASHINGTON POST CUTS 90 JOBS
Please let it be Bob Woodward's. Please let it be Bob Woodward's. Please ...
Times lures away Tribune wunderkind Ben Montgomery as newspaper war heats up.
KATHERINE HARRIS DEATH WATCH
I love the smell of vultures in the morning.
Compiled by Planet staff