I've schooled you in what constitutes an affair. I've listed the rules of having an affair and where to look for a discrete hook-up.  Now I'll tell you how to save money in your search for that NSA(no strings attached) fuck.

Ashleymadison is a website revered for finding discrete hook-ups. Currently the site is running a promotion that puts a spin on the government program, Cash for Clunkers. Their promotion, Cash for Chunkers, saying, "is being married to a chunker weighing you down?"