Dirty talk 101

There are even a couple of different levels of Dirty Talk. We'll start with PG-13 movie; come stick your banana in my honey pot. And well work our way to a full XXX Rating; come stick your cock in my cunt and fuck me. It all depends on how excited you can make your man or how fast you want him to cum.


Talking Dirty turns me on, doing it is easy for me. Hasn't always been easy. It developed over time as my skills developed. Knowing that I can turn a man on just by describing what I'm wearing. A purple button down tailored blouse that pulls at the buttons from my bulging breasts. A short black skirt with a ruffle that comes down 2 inches below my ass, showing of my long, smooth, tan legs that are supported by 4 inches black heels. Underneath I'm wearing, my black satin bra with matching T-back panties that feel soft against my skin. If I bend over just enough, my ass peeks out, teasing you to SMACK! Oh, I like that. You can't just say these words, you have to feel them, caress them as they roll of your tongue. Talk smooth and slow but deliberate. Almost in a whisper but not quite, you want to be heard. You don't want smack my ass turning into I want some cash. That could make things awkward, especially if your not used to talking dirty in the first place. [image-1]


Once I'd tell him what I was wearing, I'd tell him to imaging touching me; run your hands through my long hair, giving it a tug; down my neck and around my shoulders. Tracing the edges of my back, cupping my ass, moving down to linger on my thighs as you move your way to the tip of my toes. Then run your lips back up my body. Slow this time so you can kiss my inner thighs and run your tongue around my navel, leaving a trail of burning flesh from your touch. Feel how soft and smooth my skin is; how easy it is to squeeze my ass and pull me closer as your mouth travels up the outline of by breasts to find my mouth. Kiss me and separate my lips with your tongue. Penetrate me deep and hard with your kisses. You have to let him know how excited it's make you. Tell him your squirming from his touch or actually start to squirm. Begin to let out soft moans along with ummmm's and ahhhhhh's.  Inhale quick short breaths of excitement.


Now, none of this in an of itself if very dirty. Some of this stuff is described in day to day conversation, what clothes someone's wearing, how you want to be touch. It's all in the way it's said. Be confident in yourself and your words. No words here should make anyone blush, there's no fuck, cock, cunt, pussy, vagina, tits, boobs and if ass is too much, use derrière. Words themselves don't have to be dirty or nasty to make someone sexually aroused. They have to be said with sexuality. If as a woman, your not secure in your sexuality, then talking dirty isn't going to be easy, but start with the small stuff.


Talk Dirty to Me for Beginners 201 to follow on Thursday.  Here we'll move under the clothing.

fucking cool considering most women can't even tell their husbands to give them some dick while laying in bed together. Most people look at being a phone sex operator a dirty job for skanks and hookers, but I'm neither. I have a Bachelors' Degree in Communication.  Class was Interpersonal Communication and after class was all about the Personal Communication. So for all you ladies, who want to talk dirty, but just don' t know where to begin, here are some pointers.

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