Lets face it.  There aren't many guys out there that haven't been told by a female that they have a dirty mind.  Hell, I'll admit it!  I'm a horndog.  I'm a walking hard-on.  I'll even go as far as saying I'm a bit of a pervert.  So what? I think girls might be just as dirty as guys are!

As terrible as this all sounds, I'll start off by saying that I'm happily married and would never cheat on my wife.  She knows damn well that I'm a flirt and is often reminded by female reactions that I regularly get sex offers while I'm out having fun.   With that being said, I'll lay out a situation that happened to me a few days ago that I'm sure many people can relate to.  As I got to work, half asleep still due to lack of coffee, I stumbled into the elevator