Do They Know About Shrinkage?

Yearly Kos
Hillary Clinton tells liberal bloggers gathered in Chicago, "I will take money from lobbyists, because some represent real Americans like nurses and social workers." She was then beaten to death with laptop screens.

Budget Cuts
Hillsborough County comes up with new simplified formula for painful budget cuts: Approve — anything to do with sports. Cut — anything to do with poor kids, independent cable programming or environmental protection.

Smaller New York Times
The Old Gray Lady shrinks size by inch and a half. As long as they don't mess with Frank Bruni's tales about drunken restaurant patrons, we're fine.

Congressional Democrats OK More Telephone, E-mail Eavesdropping
Nancy Pelosi rolled over and let President Bush scratch her belly. Sources say she even did that automatic leg-kick thing when he hit just the right spot.

Raul Castro Criticizes Inefficient Socialist State Farms
His solution to feeding 11 million Cubans? Two words: Hot Pockets.

Bad Thai Cops Must Wear "Hello Kitty" Armbands
U.S. counters by forcing disobedient little girls to carry semi-automatic weapons.

Bonds and the Home Run Record
That asterisk is almost as big as his head.

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