Does penis size matter? Yes.


Each woman has her preference, but I believe most women are partial to dicks that are above average.


Some claim, mostly men with small penises, that while a man may fall short in one area, he'll make up for it in another. I've found this statement to be as bogus as the claim that size doesn't matter.


I've experienced a few small penises through the course of my swinging lifestyle. Some men with small penises know they're lacking in size and put forth extra effort in other ways to please. These men can become talented in cunnilingus or become what I call, "peppy-fuckers." On one swinging outing I was with a guy who was very motivated to please me; we screwed like jack rabbits. Although he was small, he was still a lot of fun. However, on a separate occasion, another man mustn't have realized he had a small dick, because he didn't have any great sexual skills to make up for this shortcoming. In fact, he almost chewed off my lips when we kissed. To make matters worse, my husband, Soccer Dad, was on the other end of the room giving orgasm after orgasm with his over achieving dick to this man's wife. Later she claimed, "I've never actually gotten off from sex like this."


In short. Men with larger penises are usually good in bed. Sometimes these men have trouble getting or maintaining erections, but this usually isn't an issue. I've been with men so large I was afraid they'd ruin me for other men. After such encounters, I'm usually sore and walking funny for days.


I often like to guess what size dick a man is packing and I'm often wrong. The theory that a guy with big feet or long fingers has an equally large penis is a myth created by guys with large feet or long fingers. A short skinny guy is just as likely to have a big cock as a tall beefy guy.


In the end I want a guy with an above average cock. Foreplay is a great part of sex, but for me the actual moment of penetration and intercourse can't be topped. Penis size does matter, at least to me.


I've met enough penises in my time to know that like lollipops, dicks come in all shapes and sizes. The fact is that most dicks are between five to seven inches erect; the real question is, does size matter?

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