Preachers Randy and Paula White to divorce
Separation agreement details that Randy gets God on alternating weekends and for two weeks every summer.
Florida Democrats to be stripped of delegates
It's OK; Florida Democrats are used to their votes not counting.
Alberto Gonzalez resigns
Hopes to form a new consulting firm specializing in crisis management: Gonzalez & Rove.
How dumb is Bush?
The New York Times reported that when Gonzalez first offered his resignation by telephone this weekend, the president rebuffed the idea.
CNN: Chertoff to be new Attorney General
Boy, that celebration was certainly short-lived.
Russia arrests 10 in murder of government-critic journalist
How do you spell "round up the usual suspects" in Cyrillic?
Owen Wilson suicide drama
You'd try to kill yourself, too, if Chris Tucker beat you out for the "buddy" role in the next Jackie Chan movie.