Erotic websites for "the thinking set" (photos NSFW)

Met-Art


Met-Art presents many of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and boasts over 800,000 divers[image-1]e photos and videos from all over the world. As a member, you even have the option of choosing an area, say Eastern Europe, and seeing all the work by Eastern European models and photographers.


Membership to the site costs $29.99/month, but the free tour offers quite a few goodies, especially if you continue all the way through. There's also a "Free photos" option at the bottom of the home page.


Petites-Parisiennes


For a Francophile like me, this site, featuring photos and videos of young, Parisian ladies, is a little slice of[image-2]heaven. Members can choose particular models and locations, like bed, shower, Parisian museums, or monuments. I'd like two girls kissing beside Oscar Wilde's headstone, s'il vous plait!


Membership costs 20 euros (abt. $29) for the first month and 12 euros ($18) for each additional. The free tour is nothing to write home about, but still worth a looksee.


Retro Raunch


One of my all-time favorites, Retro Raunch chronicles erotica from the invention of photography in the late [image-3]1800s, all the way up to the wild bushes of the 1970s. With these vintage photos and movies, you can be a perv and a history geek at the same time! Just choose a time period and a type of erotica (lesbian, fetish, pin-up, orgy) and have at it. At $21.95/month or $9.95 for a week-long trial, there's no excuse not to see what a threesome looked like in 1920.


USA Today raved, "Offering 'a century of smut' Retro Raunch prides itself on not depiction bionic women or astonishing examples of the plastic surgeons art." Natural women are a sad rarity in today's adult industry, so I appreciate sites that celebrate real women's bodies. You'll notice that the websites I've chosen do just that.


Cinema Erotique[image-4]


This site contains the unicorn of adult film: hot sex with real characters and a story line you actually care about. If you're looking for pornography to watch with your partner, this is the place.


Their free tour offers more reviews than photos, but it does have a few short videos. Membership is around $30/month and has received rave reviews. Female-written and directed, Cinema Erotique produces films women actually enjoy - no "smack smack" genital close-ups.


If you have any like-minded friends, I recommend getting a "porn buddy" to split the cost of memberships to erotic websites. Share your usernames and passwords, so you can both access the sites, but only pay half the membership fees. More bang for your buck, if you will. Enjoy!


For more, check out Miss Ginger's blog at GingerMillay.com & Twitter @MyGingersnaps.


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If you prefer Mad Men to Gossip Girl, museums to malls and Tina Fey to Paris Hilton, this is for you.

Everyone enjoys a bit of erotica on occasion, but who has the time to weed through all the crap in order to find the good stuff? Don't just settle. I've compiled a list of the best sexy sites for "the thinking set," men and women who want art, beauty and perhaps a bit of intellect in their erotica.

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